Store your negative thoughts and feelings in MakeSpace emo so you're happy every day.
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Introducing MakeSpace emo — Your Emotional Closet In The Cloud

Introducing MakeSpace emo — Your Emotional Closet In The Cloud Expand options

How are you feeling today champ? Angry? Sad? Overwhelmed? Jealous? Bitter? Insane? A bit of everything?

Sure, you could bottle it up and explode, punch something, exercise, down a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie, or visit a therapist.

But why settle for temporary relief when permanent euphoria is only one click away?

Today, we’re ridiculously excited to introduce the result of experimenting inside MakeSpace Labs all winter long:

MakeSpace emo — Your Emotional Closet in the Cloud.

Simply schedule a MakeSpace emo delivery online and we’ll send you a bottomless emo bin. Once it arrives, secure the included Emo Emotion Extraction Device onto your head, press “Extract,” and voilà. Darkness? Gone. Happiness? Ubiquitous. Every. Single. Day.

We’ll pick up all of your emotional baggage, photograph it, and bury it inside our secure storage facility. When you feel sadistic, revisiting your pain is easy as clicking a button. Just browse your online visual catalog, select the hurtful memories you want back, and download them into your head at any time.

Before today, you could only store your physical things in MakeSpace. Now you can store the intangible.

Use MakeSpace emo, and never visit a therapist again.

Makespace is more than just storage.

To find out how you can make space in your life, talk to one of our space experts. We’ll get you started with the right storage plan for you.

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